deafchan:

Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.

TIL

(Source: stolentweets)

vimesbootstheory:

erinwert:

selesnyapokemonprofessor:

solace-y:

howlsmovingumbrellastand:

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

mogifire:

why not both?

the-real-eye-to-see:

She did not even try to refute these words

(Source: twitter.com)

jehovahhthickness:

I want my kids to grow up thinking that I am their safe place.

I pray that their world never comes crashing down on them but if it does, I hope that their first thought will be “It’s okay because at least I have my mom to help me get through this”.

unwinona:

lady-feral:

We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.

Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week.  This is my rich.

(Source: kdramabc)

xxlukemavxx:

sohelpmedun:

please just read the whole thing

what a fucking ride

(Source: cowardly-trees)

vastderp:

adorably-confused-fallen-angel:

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

inkskinned:

okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together is my life right now? honestly not very but you wouldn’t know that from looking at my nails

a-pentaholics-paradise:

iamtonysexual:

frecklebuttcronus:

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

i am going to reblog this until i die

…oh

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

komplexx904:

thegardenofeedan:

capricious-muse:

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

nat3601:

jungleminx:

kozfr:

WHATTT

ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL
YALL TOO FUTURE

My God what they said ^^

Wtt

THIS SHIT LIT THO

Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???

Homygawd

How does…….never mind

(Source: constable-frozen)